Monday, October 8, 2012

Taiwan

Why I came here to study? Simply put, my parents cannot afford me to go to Western/or other English region countries, but I desperately wanted to feel international, so I ended up here.

So don't ask me why I'm here not there.

B4 I'm here, I'd like to think I'm gonna rock their world. In fact, very much I did.
Maybe it's the culture or something, they're oddly polite, I was so fascinated the first time I met my Taiwanese roommates, the way they talk can simply melt you.

So I started working at the school canteen, Jesus, I have to put on the most pretentious smile I know to match the normality, and adding the loudest politeness I have left in my throat " 烏龍面好了~喲~".

Sometimes I like to think "This is shit", but then I think, every great men have their struggle and hard early years. Or maybe I'm just consoling myself......

No matter how good the relationship you and your college friends are, somewhere somehow inside, there's an emptiness that cannot be filled. Because he/she will always have his/her best high school friends that you don't know, just like I have you guys.

The saddest part of coming here would be leaving  when I graduated, not that or maybe I, will ever gonna miss this place, it's the people here, the ones I've met and the ones I've never met. Maybe it's soon for me to say since I've only been here for 1 month.

Let's talk about my roommate, so there's one Malaysian fellow from Kelantan who has been helpful and an activities companion, and there are 2 Taiwanese, 2 of them are huge on LOL, but one is geeky and one is well, I think, visionary.

So many diversities to take in....it's been a long long long time since last time I blogged.



P/S I LOVE US.


Saturday, July 28, 2012

2012奥运

有谁可以告诉我今年(2012)的奥运有哪个部分比08的好看?我找不到。。。

在youtube看完了2012奥运开幕,当然运动员入场是skip掉的。
这次的开幕好像没什么亮点,越想越不甘心感觉好像在浪费时间,如果买票进场我一定会后悔到爆!!还好没有半夜爬起来看。。。

看报纸,7人点圣火是反传统,但是最后点燃的圣火会像08奥运酱一直保存到比赛结束吗?如果会该怎么保存呢?酱“大把”!!

不懂要写什么了,bye bye吧!!晚安!!=,=

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Gay

m'i look like a gay?


step into the elevator saw 2 "orang hitam"
1 of them asked me: r u homosexual?(it's shocking me)
me(acting like dunno wat it means): har??
orang hitam(keep asking me): r u homosexual?
me: har?
orang hitam(again): r u homosexual?
me: har? wat's it mean?
orang hitam: gay!!r u gay?
me: no!!
orang hitam: why?
me: why wan!??
orang hitam: dunno?

 luckily, after passing few floors, got some people come in.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

I'd always wanted to be an actor

 Don't pretend this doesn't turn you on.


I always wanted to be an actor but entertainment industry here is so fucked up, basically non-child/muslim friendly materials will never be air on tv, just watch HBO, every kiss longer than 5 secs originally in the movie is cut.

It's 21st century hello! So-called religious leader! I believe everyone appreciates a hot kiss session! Don't tell me you didn't wank yourself before.

There's a phrase to call those people,oh right, it's "hypocrite".

I know most of you don't watch National TV channel,who does? but if you turn to those channels,you'll always see those terribly edited "self-priding" commercial, people waving flags,army marching and shit.You can even see those commercial on bus,few students stand up and explain their background =_= ...YEAH!! with these poorly made advertisements, our goverment once again proved they embrace diversity whole-heartedly.

But guess what,we people want real action,not just oral action. Blow job is not always satisfying. We the people,want more.Give us orgasm!

People have no right to voice opinion,where's the democracy? people should really stop compromising already.

This country is so fucked up, if I get the chance, I will leave and never look back.


P.S I'm just pissed,that's all.


Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Cheer you up

We're not getting any younger. The feeling of wearing a school uniform is so surreal,isn't it?

College is good,everyone goes.Those who don't go,it's cool too,I wish all the best for you.

God knows what will happen in 10 years.
I'm 18 now,and I like to tell ppl I'm 18 because I was born in December.
I feel good at this stage of my life,and frankly I have no idea if I can make it through college,but it's ok.He who created Google dropped out of college too.

If you're troubled now,it's going to be fine,remembered what you've been through this past years? have you not overcame all those shits?

And now you're standing here like a survivor.(or sitting infront of your computer)

So to all my friends out there who are uncertain of your future,don't worry,you have plenty of time to build one even though you're older than me.

But please,to my lady friends,don't give birth when you're older than god.



P.S Hope everyone dream crash through.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

My first published short story.

I thought about/made up a funny story: 

Many years ago, a man left his wife to join the army and not before long he was shipped off to somewhere far, joining the frontline of a modern warfare.

They lost contact, a common tragedy during a war time.

When the war ended, the man was honourably discharged from the army.He took a plane, a ship, a train, a bus and a cab to get back to his hometown.

When he got back home, his wife was gone. Then he asked around the neighbours, hoping to find his wife.

2 days later, he stood on his wife's property, which is a stranger to him. He rang the bell.

The door opened, Kate showed up, she was shocked, then she slapped him.

Dialogue:

Kate: "I thought you were dead!!! how could you!?"
Josh: "The war set our bodies apart, but not our love. I still love you very very much."

Kate: "I haven't heard from you for years!!! Do you know my heart was broken?"
Josh: "I'm sorry, I couldn't sent you any mail..."

Another slapped.

Kate: "You COULDN'T fucking called??? Or you don't remember your own's home number????!!"


lol

Monday, March 12, 2012

comment

damn it
why so hard to leave a comment a
??

soup,
happy to see you wrote something here
you're right.
driving doesn't change anything
but,
we will always meet again
=D

Okay!
i give up use english to continue my writting

显,
好人不需要这样来定义的吧
就当那整个小时你是位病人好了
因为如果不然 你晕了
大家更是宁愿你本来是坐着的

五年
说长不长,说短不短
十年
是五年的两倍
算长了
一秒可以改变的东西很多
何况十年
其实不用plan
你可以每秒改变你的plan
对不??

人生有什么才有意义
爱??
这太抽象了吧
放小来看
家人? 天生下来就知道重要了,然后呢??我不知道怎样了。
朋友?多,又要分真的假的好的不爽的,头痛了。
男朋友?开心就一起,不开心就散咯。这样就简单多了~
同事&老板?同事不再背后插你一刀,老板不针对你就已经很好了!
还有什么??
生活好像只是这些
不过就已经够“挑战”的了

我们应该都有同感
每次议论一大堆过后
又不懂自己在说什么了

我得赶上时间了
我们会再见的=)

晴