I love this day just to joke, because I love filthy jokes.
Valentine's day is like April fool in February to me...wait, it doesn't make sense, it's like a April in February??? I don't even know what I'm saying,
The holiday in this year will be a little bit different from last year, last year was a one-night-stand with my African neighbour, it meant nothing because I couldn't see anything. OFCOURSE I'M JOKING..... I think this year hopefully is gonna be Epic, it's CNY and you know... gotta work on my Math...if you know what I mean.
This CNY is only Boom Boom but no Pow, so boring, and our school did a very wrong measurement, I rather not do a straight week holidays, and last year we were still at school break on 5th CNY. Those in school board maybe the dumbest smart people I've ever known.
Sometimes I tried not to be a smart-ass, although I still am, how could you ask someone like me to do that? I'm too smart to play dumb, if I do I'll be like a retarded Obama singing Kesha songs and that'll be weird if I tik tok your face.
Sometimes I said something I don't even sure what it means, it's like they just come out from nowhere.
Did everyone know we're living in a mad time and the economy in Malaysia is at stake? if you read the news what you see is what you get, so I never read them. The government is so dumb that they couldn't protect their nationals from the oil crisis and they even tax us up. We are born free, then tax to death.
I know you won't be reading this, because most of you have your eyelid tug up when you see an article like this long. But if do you'll notice the Vday title was just something to gets you reading.
P.S: To whom should've breakup with your supposedly Ex, please breakup.
And whom has found your "Someone special", please go for it.
Also Whom's doing "Lay-low" style, it's OK you can float up abit.
Whom's being with who that may disgust others, please lay-low.
Whom remains single, don't need to say, you're so smart.