Sunday, May 13, 2012

Gay

m'i look like a gay?


step into the elevator saw 2 "orang hitam"
1 of them asked me: r u homosexual?(it's shocking me)
me(acting like dunno wat it means): har??
orang hitam(keep asking me): r u homosexual?
me: har?
orang hitam(again): r u homosexual?
me: har? wat's it mean?
orang hitam: gay!!r u gay?
me: no!!
orang hitam: why?
me: why wan!??
orang hitam: dunno?

 luckily, after passing few floors, got some people come in.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

I'd always wanted to be an actor

 Don't pretend this doesn't turn you on.


I always wanted to be an actor but entertainment industry here is so fucked up, basically non-child/muslim friendly materials will never be air on tv, just watch HBO, every kiss longer than 5 secs originally in the movie is cut.

It's 21st century hello! So-called religious leader! I believe everyone appreciates a hot kiss session! Don't tell me you didn't wank yourself before.

There's a phrase to call those people,oh right, it's "hypocrite".

I know most of you don't watch National TV channel,who does? but if you turn to those channels,you'll always see those terribly edited "self-priding" commercial, people waving flags,army marching and shit.You can even see those commercial on bus,few students stand up and explain their background =_= ...YEAH!! with these poorly made advertisements, our goverment once again proved they embrace diversity whole-heartedly.

But guess what,we people want real action,not just oral action. Blow job is not always satisfying. We the people,want more.Give us orgasm!

People have no right to voice opinion,where's the democracy? people should really stop compromising already.

This country is so fucked up, if I get the chance, I will leave and never look back.


P.S I'm just pissed,that's all.


Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Cheer you up

We're not getting any younger. The feeling of wearing a school uniform is so surreal,isn't it?

College is good,everyone goes.Those who don't go,it's cool too,I wish all the best for you.

God knows what will happen in 10 years.
I'm 18 now,and I like to tell ppl I'm 18 because I was born in December.
I feel good at this stage of my life,and frankly I have no idea if I can make it through college,but it's ok.He who created Google dropped out of college too.

If you're troubled now,it's going to be fine,remembered what you've been through this past years? have you not overcame all those shits?

And now you're standing here like a survivor.(or sitting infront of your computer)

So to all my friends out there who are uncertain of your future,don't worry,you have plenty of time to build one even though you're older than me.

But please,to my lady friends,don't give birth when you're older than god.



P.S Hope everyone dream crash through.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

My first published short story.

I thought about/made up a funny story: 

Many years ago, a man left his wife to join the army and not before long he was shipped off to somewhere far, joining the frontline of a modern warfare.

They lost contact, a common tragedy during a war time.

When the war ended, the man was honourably discharged from the army.He took a plane, a ship, a train, a bus and a cab to get back to his hometown.

When he got back home, his wife was gone. Then he asked around the neighbours, hoping to find his wife.

2 days later, he stood on his wife's property, which is a stranger to him. He rang the bell.

The door opened, Kate showed up, she was shocked, then she slapped him.

Dialogue:

Kate: "I thought you were dead!!! how could you!?"
Josh: "The war set our bodies apart, but not our love. I still love you very very much."

Kate: "I haven't heard from you for years!!! Do you know my heart was broken?"
Josh: "I'm sorry, I couldn't sent you any mail..."

Another slapped.

Kate: "You COULDN'T fucking called??? Or you don't remember your own's home number????!!"


lol

Monday, March 12, 2012

comment

damn it
why so hard to leave a comment a
??

soup,
happy to see you wrote something here
you're right.
driving doesn't change anything
but,
we will always meet again
=D

Okay!
i give up use english to continue my writting

显,
好人不需要这样来定义的吧
就当那整个小时你是位病人好了
因为如果不然 你晕了
大家更是宁愿你本来是坐着的

五年
说长不长,说短不短
十年
是五年的两倍
算长了
一秒可以改变的东西很多
何况十年
其实不用plan
你可以每秒改变你的plan
对不??

人生有什么才有意义
爱??
这太抽象了吧
放小来看
家人? 天生下来就知道重要了,然后呢??我不知道怎样了。
朋友?多,又要分真的假的好的不爽的,头痛了。
男朋友?开心就一起,不开心就散咯。这样就简单多了~
同事&老板?同事不再背后插你一刀,老板不针对你就已经很好了!
还有什么??
生活好像只是这些
不过就已经够“挑战”的了

我们应该都有同感
每次议论一大堆过后
又不懂自己在说什么了

我得赶上时间了
我们会再见的=)

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Look straight no can do

It's been a long time for a long time,since I last visited our blog.I remembered few months ago we were hugging and crying and shit,but now,everyone carries on.

I tried my best being a good person,and yet I failed.I failed humanity.I failed to give my seat to an elderly woman on bus the other day,I was too tired, but this isn't an excuse.I felt horrible for hours.

You may have all the good intentions,mighty thoughts,but if you do nothing and let everything not-right be the way they've always been,I'm sorry but you're a jerk.

People are always complaining,"fuck!what the hell?? my skirt is dirty!" "mum! I hate you!your cooking sucks!" "It's the third day since we broke up,I'm so sad and I feel like shit my pants!".........

I would really love to let these people eat my frozen shit in the fridge that serves like chocolate pie.Seriously,be thankful for what god's spared you.
You're mama didn't spend that much of money to make you a well-educated loser.

Let's play a game, look how many "I" I've used in this article.
And how many "you" have been put in it.

Me too is also an essential bastard who thinks the world revolves around him.

This is such a generation kill.

I thought I knew I'm gonna be who I wanted to be,but now I'm not so sure.Have you ever thought about your future? I mean,what are you gonna be in 10 years? And now that you're going to college,do you ever wonder the future still exist? Will the future have a spot for your profession?

I know I don't know,and I'm scared,and also tired of being scared.





P.S I love us.Always have always will. Best regards.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

游荡


打blog,很懒。
不过天天12a.m爬上床也是睡不着,所以就逼自己不要酱早睡。

刚刚游荡了几个朋友的blog----静莉、健龙、珺爱、熙农、翠琳。。。。。
可能太久没看过“臭阿萧”的blog,不知几时lock起来了,要进都进不到,还要拿什么permission酱“芭比”。(难道有裸照)

大家都算踏出半个社会了,看来大家都有怀念那些年大家一起上课的日子。

想念,。,,。,。
好久没见到很多人了真想念大家,看到第47届毕联会的post真的希望bbq可以办得成。

Pasar Night的同仁很久没有聚会了,大家几时得空啊!!!
出去游荡游荡。。。

以前还没考车时,想去一个地方都难。
现在会驾车了,大家却在忙。。。KB

边在youtube听歌边打blog,瞒顺的啦!偷线是这样的啦。。。
听到Whitney Houston的歌,人死了,就这样死了。。。
大家都不知道自己几时会死,可能我打完这个blog就死了(不要误会,我没有要自杀)

有人死,必定有人生
今天3月2号,格南生日,祝他生日快乐!!!

p/s:不懂要说什么。哈哈哈。。。