the stupid chicken

Tat day I went to mamak stall v my frens, I was so lazy to move, so when a fren went to make his order, (he was edi beside the nex table which was a bit far from me),  I shouted ,

“ Weih, bang wo JIAO JI " (direct translate: help me to call chicken)

 He was so shocked, turned n looked back, staring at me, “ WHAAT ???!!!”

“ Wo yao chi Ji larrr... bang wo jiao”

“ Owh, ji rou….”

After tat then I remember, ppl call chicken as prostitute in mandarin
My another fren told me, the ppl nex table all looked at me when i said tat , mayb it's a bit loud, haha


give up communicating v my parents who always say my wonderful mandarin only aliens can understand, n they insisted tat i learnt tat from pokemon although i didnt
i dont watch tat cartoon show, only my stupid bro does
my mandarin is edi vy good compared to my english n bm
i fail in languages?? your head




LIFELESS


stop dancing, stop swimming, stop drawing, stop volleyball training, stop tkd tournament training
i'm too relaxed..boring kills me!!!!
i'm just a bit better than rubbish, so dont expect any perfect work from me


i live to laugh, i laugh to live (kim)

my CAR !!!

today tat fellow drove it to my hse, finally the new car arrives
So bad, i havent got my P license, can only see the car, i'm a good kid
For sure my dad won't allow me to curi-curi drive cos it's an auto car
Nobody drive it, my dad asked me to carry the car n put inside my room =.=
I told him move into new hse then my room is big enuf


until after my skul 1st monthly test, i'll continue my driving practical for another 9 hours..


That time my mum brought me to choose car,
myvi, honda zest or persona????
Ends up with this car, although i prefer honda zest,
k, who doesnt want a foreign car??
After discussing for quite long, my mum made a conclusion, " let the siao cartoon drives, this car will do"
( dun call me cartoon or siao kina ok??  i'm edi 17)

mum, dad... thx vy much, i luv u all

sex education

oral again weih...i wanna cry dy...dun feel i wan to talk
my topic " Sex Education in Teenage"
it'd b vy boring speech, cos i had cancelled all the canggih-canggih part like masturbate when i copied  from Net n pasted

the way out is always through

ppl plz update

releasing anger

i have just eaten 3 big plates of chicken rice (big rice)
*i ate chicken!!! the food that i dislike vy much, i hv eaten it at least three days in this week

i did my lisan vy badly,
it's still my phobia, talking serious thing in front of ppl, dun ask y i can crap n talk nonsense in front of public but those serious thing cannot, i hv no idea

i'm a bit sick of mgs tkd


i prefer using " girls, shut ur mouth" than "excuse me gals, plz dun talk",
"gal, i know u r fat, but u still hv to bucker up" than "excuse me gal, plz bucker up"
"wan me to kick ur ass so u can walk to ur class faster" than "excuse me gals, plz enter ur class now"* prefects' stuff, ignore me..

a bit over hardworking lately, it was the first time i did my homework until 1am something, first time i did my sejarah notes myself (there were only 3 pages notes which i copied my fren's in my sejarah nota last year)

h@ppy sweet 17th, OS!!

i know this guy not more than 5 years, he's the leader type person...wat wat club president, wat hostel committee, wat stupid debate skul team member n .......

our first met
it was SS time for students in hostel. I was new. When I entered the classroom, i was just like UFO or ET or something. I had no idea either students in tat skul were all kepo-chi or over-friendly, asking me piles of questions. OS was one of them

i dun really remember the following things tat happened
somewhere from the time he teased my roommate n kept calling her xian dan chao ren (salt egg superman, my translation correct?).....and.......

the worst thing i did to him
( not vy sure whether was it the worst thing, mayb there was something worse than this, but i can't remember)
we were in the same class J3B,
i poured half of the small bottle of water (about 250ml) into his bag when he passed my kokokrunch around the class, after tat, we started scolding each other in the class, n ignored our poor teacher,

" jangan bergaduh lar--" (begging us??)
" haah, cukup, belajar--- kelas ini semua tak nak belajar" (we all turned evils only when it came to BM, cik nxxxx bt. abu bakar's periods)
" haiz--- si yuan seorang yang nak dengar sahaja" ( the nerdy in our class)
" sakit kepala saya--szeying pun main sekarang??" (obviously, i was not main-ing, OS really got on my nerves tat time, i was always a good student who listened to her when everyone ignoed her)

after finish scolding, both of us.....emo, then....did not talk for.....(one day, rite? or two days?)

we always fight, n also always ignore each other in msn after chatting not more than 3 minutes
but we r close friends

n i still love u as my fren, i mean, a vy good fren

we make it better

5) i apologize regarding our annual end year trip..i should plan it this year but i messed everything up, to be honest, i lack leadership

4) those who read this blog (except for hean), sry for using so many bad word

3) thx OS, the one who planned most of our activities.....n kim who "made an impact to me in mgs" ( it's ok to ignore this part, lol)

2) i m not a perfectionist, but i'll try not to be too careless

1) i'm not girlfren material

few more hours ...2010

i dun hv any new year resolution, for me it is just rubbish n doesnt help

b4 holiday started, i prepared a schedule n listed out all activites during holiday, i followed it only for few hours=not more than one day, did the same thing almost every year b4 this.....i m not systematic, so it's better to throw all the timetables away

my sis is also on holiday, means i meet her almost every day..during the holiday, she had already banged or dropped my phone for THREE times...the moment she holds my phone, for sure something happen, tat day, i stared at her,

" wat the heck..this is the first scrape on it!!"

"nevermind la, u hv been using this phone for two years, so OUT dy, time to change phone, since when u take care of ur thing so well??"

"SIAO PO!! dunno how to say sorry arrr?? change ur head phone!! u wan pay for the new phone?"

"my old phones sony ericsson, nokia n samsung which one u wan? just take it away.."

**speechless*** she is not allowed to touch my phone now...

zzz

just for ur information, i sleep less than 4 hours everyday except for last sunday night which i could sleep 7hours++ after taking ubat selsema when i was awoke at midnight, i'm vy fine actually
so PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB ME when i tell u i wan to sleep...

damn lot of ppl wedding these few weeks, i's attending my cousin's wedding last sunday n it's just like......like wedding, haha, ntg to describe
from the previous week until last week my mum edi received 5 invitation cards to wedding dinner, + one more for nex sunday... she was so bz, didnt attend all but still hv to giv angpow
p.s. DO NOT INVITE ME to your cousin's friend's sibling's n whoever wedding dinner in future, i hate attending stranger's wedding n sitting there for few hours b4 i could eat...so DON'T ACT THAT UR WATEVER "RELATIVE" is VY CLOSE v ME

went to undang2 teori test today, i got 44 correct, PASS, i spent few hours reading the KPP book yesterday night right after 4 hours chemistry class n 2 1/2 hours BM class, still hv quite a lot number of questions could not do, just shooting..STUPID

remember this guy?? the athlete in our class when J2.. he's also going for the 5 hours boring PKK class in the same uncle's car v me

smart ppl can lay eggs??...naah...

i had been waiting for hean more than 2 hours yesterday..
actually it wasn't his fault, we supposed to meet at 1 pm in ph, i went to the dentist tat morning n tat's y making me so early, i kept texting him, making him pressure
staying v qing n fan when their 1 hour lunch time

hean finally made it at 1++pm, we went to secret recipe for hean's lunch, i told hean i had taken my breakfast, lunch n dinner while waiting for him (i had eaten 3 times b4 he reached), so tat'd b my supper..
hean requested me to be a bit considerate towards his wallet, for the reason he's revising eng v qing in old town evening later, i whole-heartedly hoped to order as much as i could...owh, nope... is more than i could eat, so my waiting is still worth, but i was too full

we were lack of topic for the first time, n we started chatting y did we hv ntg to chat

letter from MAXIS was on the table, when i reached my hp no. n the amount beside it, Goodness, my nightmare's coming vy soon...if u guys can't reach my phone tmr onwards, then know why....

every1 is so busy.....working, skul activities, exam

I hv been de one updating this blog most frequently these days

k, stop blogging, wait for my nex post in 2010 ....

iN$omnia

i blog again, as what i told hean, i m suffering from sleeplessness these days, yesterday he phoned to ask me go ph today cos he will be there doing some society work, he's targetting me as his victim, wans me to accompany him in tat boring place...
i asked him whether he has sleeping pills or not, bring few for me, but so bad he doesn't hv, n he asked "contraseptive pills wan or not?"... save it for yourself hean, your need is greater than mine

1. the gal v "V" post = my "gang"??

SHE n I were the only two from mgs who had to go kelas bimbingan (i mentioned it b4 tat time we hanged out) in bm tuition, tat day we were in HQ delta, first time she said 'bye' to me after the class, n nex morning in skul she smiled to me, first time, tat day onwards, she doesnt ask me the 3 same questions she used to ask me for 3 times, SAME QUESTIONS, 3 TIMES!!! she chatted other topic v me

when i told yin li about tat, she laughed n said, "so lucky la u sze ying, she must be thinking ' dia gang' saya, same gang so treat u nicer", watever, i treat everyone the same

then de 3 ladies behind, i knew them when i was form 1, anyway, don't care about them, karefe only, the "V'' post gal's watak sampingan

2. my senior when prefect probation

1/12...today is her b'day..imagine how did she get along v me, a sarcastic n annoying person..

" u harrrr..terrible girl la.." , " sze ying sze ying, u r soooo mean", "sze yiiiiinnngg, u make me wan to pengsan dy", "hey gal, i'm sooooo worried..can u be serious a bit? u can brief or not? dun play la"

i hv listened these over hundred times until i can memorize it now..i did not want to make her life so easy....anyway, she said she had most fun n enjoyed most v me among all her juniors.... *showing off*

3. dis gal, the 1st one in the left...i dunno much about her, but i like her VERY much...

4. (yin li, short hair white shite) the crazy gal sitting nex to me in class

she is damn smart n hardworking, make me feel one thousand elephants r sitting on me, i refused to talk to her for few months in the beginning of year, cos i hate smart ppl, but it doesnt matter, cos she absent 3-4 days every week, anyway, i dunno since when i crap a lot v her, not feeling tat pressure anymore n bcame closer v her..she is quite nice

i curi those photos from somewhere, (the arrows i drew aren't clear), my first post about mgs-ians..

my longest post

i was thinking how to waste my "life" after physic tuition this evening, so i made a phone call to qing asking where was she, cos she will be in skul for extra english classes(7 hours per day) for these two weeks, this silly girl got 59 for her english exam while the passing mark is 60, wat a waste, n now, she has to attend the stupid classes n resit de exam this friday
, i kept making fun of her, asked her learn more from me so tat she won't b so 'cha' (my english is also quite bad, but slightly better than hers)

'me arr...near OGM(i dunno wth is tat, she explained it to me, but i still dun understand)'
'u not in skul? dun hv english class today arr?'
'got, but ended d, at 3, now on the way going back'
'owh, ok la..bye'
'weih, y r u calling me'
'wan to treat u eat, but u hv edi gone back'
'huh??? really? y u so nice? tell me earlier mah, then i dun go back'
'i got too much money, dunno how to spend'
'then tmr we go eat la'
'no, for today only, actually later got bm tuition, so now i hv one n half hour, dunno where to go..u going back everyday?'
'yea, my mum fetch me'
'wow, your mum's car using water to operate arr? y dun stay in hostel?'
'is my aunt's car owh'
'then yr aunt's car use water one la??'
'y use water owh?' **retarded**
'cos petrol vy expensive, ur mum comes to klang from puchong 2 times everyday for so many days..'

then i walked around n did ntg, i didnt go to bm tuition cos dad was late to fetch me, but is ok, my whole brain was thinking about skating, movie n playing only, no point sitting in the class but not concentrating

few minutes ago, hean texted me n blamed me
'why did u tell qing her eng is bad? she cried on me..'
'sorry lurh, ntg else to talk mah..nvm la..her EQ is gud, is she ok?'
'i was just kidding..actually i did the same then she told me u did too'
'shit la u'

p.s. all the best qing, prove to us, n sorry for being so sarcastic

SToP eXaM = $ave TREEs

today's my bro's b'day...i gave him chocolate v blueberry tat i bought few weeks ago but i dun feel i wan to eat as his bd present...it's juz my habit, love to buy chocolates like crazy, but i won't eat it n i don't like chocolates, at last have to give it to somebody else, i'm mad

my form four life is awesome, from 7.25 skul starts talk until 1.35 skul ends, my final exam results is more awesome, got all the grades from A1 to E9....lol...mum is forcing me to take tuition now.. one more year for SPM!!! kinda busy

stop mentioning about taekwondo, i m a peacemaker !!!!

p.s. although hean's in a converge skul, we cannot conclude tat he isn't gay for this reason

it's worth

it's our great job...wakaka
OS suggested tat we celebrate qing's bd when we were in the bus on de way to JJ, of course i was totally agreed since we were room-mates for about 5 months last year (more than 3600 hours), OS text hean who was sitting nex to qing for his opinion, it's ON !!!
it was an extempore idea thus we had a hard time to prepare it secretively at the same time not let qing knew, we made OS 'pangsai' many times
........ ( the rest of the part let qing talks about it, :P i'll leave comments, haha)

OS n hean kept blaming me for fail to convince my parents, sorry guys, the old man doesnt allow, i'm looking forward too

they accompanied me to take KU bus, worried about my safety, haha, no worries frens, mayb u would see me become an explorer one day, anyway, thanks ya..

when i reached home, dad's car was there, i was like " SHIT!!!! ", but out of my expectation, he juz said, " wow, morning go out until nite horr" , JUST ThaT, ntg much, huuuuu, I' M saFE.......

k, till here, 70 cents on my desk!!! ahaha

p.s. we love u qing, enjoy

to luv some1 is to hate some1

Bm tuition today, teacher asked us to write as essay, she guided us but wanted us to kembang it ourselves n write a 4-pages essay, so i wrote 2 n half pages in one hour (usually karangan h/w i took more than five hours in two weeks to finish)
after handed in de essay, she asked those hu wrote less than 2 n half page one stood up, 38 out of about 160 students stood up) , i was one of the 38 students, somemore sitting at de third row..then she talked to us a lot, i didnt pay much attention on wat she was telling, but know tat among de 38 students many are new students who joined de class in november, they r not blamed, I M de OLD STUDENT MAN!!! luckily not the only one... 38 of us need to stay back after one of the BM class for one and half hour for kelas bimbingan, tat means 5 hours non-stop studying, omg

my mum asked me about my exam results, i juz pretended i was bz n did something else to ignore her, for 2 weeks...on monday, when she asked me moral results, i had no choice but n told her 48, she kept saying she wan pengsan..i quickly went into my room n slept...dangerous

dis friday is report card day, i m not gonna let my parents know, let juz get my report card nex year, i dun wanna die yet, i'm going to skip skul again

busy searching places for the end-year-trip, anyway, i still fail to find any cool places with affordable price

( there was a day i went out v a group of frens from ph n one of them de pasar nite member, i was thinking to ask others pasar nite ppl out together but i was not allowed for the reason given to me tat they didn't know each other n it might make the situation weird n icy...
but the day b4 i promised h tat i will hang out v him on monday, but tat time i really couldnt find anyone to accompany me there, so i said cancelled it, after tat guilt-ridden tat i hung out v a group of ppl frm ph tat i ain't not so close to but cancelled de outing v a close fren)
dis is something tat happened quite long ago..i dun wan to keep it cos i m kinda person tat not easily get over it when i feel wrong, i'm just sorry

P.S. i luv u frens

wanna run away from house if hv enuf money
-let's die together

got 48% for moral paper
-go bang the wall

doing ntg in skul other than playing card
-we r good students

ignore every1 while talking n laughing like crazy
-is ok, we shocked sendiri, mind yr own business

skul

juz touch on my school life here, i seldom mention about it NOT because i dun like this skul, i m kinda person who hates studying, so 4 me study in which skul is the same

1) my english n malay suck!! majority of students here use these 2 languages..i can hardly understand, sometimes i get frustrated, i'll juz talk to them in mandarin, anyway, thanks god 4 creating bzbody human tat willing to translate my UFO language to them

2) manusia here r all serious n polite ppl, i dun feel tat i like to talk in this skul, i m afraid i may offend anyone, they DUN JOKE, THEY STUDY, so tension man!! but i still talk quite lot, even to ppl i dono

3) i m a prefect on probation now, vy bergaya right?? dun jealous, actually look like a moron only!! i wonder my parents fed me on glass when i was a small kid, now i m vy transparent, either approaching some1 or wishing some1..dun care la..I M NOT A DEDICATED PERSON


today dun walk, tmr hv 2 run

i want it tat way

u'll feel there's an earthquake when hean sees these photos, os, qing, me using ' go to wash hands' as excuse when taking photos, another 3 of them were enjoying their food..

tat day i did a lot of things tat i usually dun do, including skipping POL class for 30 min (actually not my fault, teacher entered the class late, so ended late, i came out earlier), i imagine wat's going 2 happen 2 me if my parents know tat, tie me on the fan n let me turning around? chop me into pieces? or something else..

this morning i was studying chemistry, after an hour, i found tat i was still at same page, i think i shouldn't waste time on tat so i closed my book n went to play games

my routine activities on holiday:
wake up, daydream, eat, listen to my parents @#$%#, play games, watch TV, run here run there, sleep

i find out tat i m such an annoying person, sometimes u may feel tat u wan to slap me when talking 2 me, but I WARN U, u better don't!! if u dare, u'll know tat

impulsive force = (mv-mu)/t

ur palm may feel the same pain 2

i must update so u dun hv 2 attend my funeral

i dun hv much story 2day, but i still hv 2 crap here so tat those manusia won't kill me..i pity myself 4 not staying in the hostel n i hv no idea y i transferred skul..
juz share something v u guys....

i luv jokes but not COOL jokes...cool jokes means the jokes which polar bears also need to look 4 sweater when they listen
de reason i dun like is

there're few times my frens telling cool jokes, i didn't hv any reaction n wan to listen wat's happening nex but my frens told me tat they had finish telling the jokes.... swt
n always the nex day morning then i get them n laugh like orang gila

satu malaysia?? cow head incident!! bloody rude

there r few mosques in tmn klg utama, 1 of the mosques is located at place where chinese residents here are over 98%..those ppl can baca doa at 5.45 early in the morning n we hv no comments about them, we don't protest nor do those unmoral things to their mosque
so wat the heck r the 70% malay residents in seksyen 23 in shah alam doing those things that offend other religion? do they have brain?? plz imagine tat i carry a pig head n walk around the place, i believe tat u can visit me in the police station vy soon, but y r those ppl still fine n arrogant? is that because they r malays n we live in MALAYSIA?

today is national day
wat is the definition of 'satu malaysia'??
i think we can forget it now